Some things I WON'T miss

Here is a list of a few things I won't miss about being pregnant..

1. Heartburn/Acid reflux. WILL NOT miss it.

2. Huffing and puffing rather than breathing like a normal person. (I'm sitting down and can't even catch my breath)

3. A perpetual stuffy nose.

4. Gums that bleed if I stare at them too long.

5. My resentment for people who can sleep on their stomach. Or back. Or those who don't have to wake up, sit up and do a 10 point grunting turn to flip sides.

6. Not being able to do anything.

7. The very weird sensation down the front of my legs that feels like the baby is moving it's hand down my hip joint and into my thigh. VERY WEIRD.

8. The baby's hiccups. It was very cool at first, now...not so much.

9. I would like to have my appetite back.

10. Peeing every hour on the hour. It's getting old. And I'm killing trees right and left with all the toilet paper I use.

Anyway....Those are just a few things of pregnancy that I DON'T like. I know I grunt and gasp and moan when ever the baby moves now but I will miss this very personal, strange bond we have. Right now it is just the baby and me...I literally feel it's every move. I am SOOOOO looking forward to feeling "normal again" but in a secret way I will miss feeling him/her inside my belly. As ready as I am, the baby can't come for at least another 3 weeks anyway. Too many people going out of town. Just a little bit longer there monkey and then you can come out of your tight living arrangement and join us all in the world.